This was a fun shot. We were shooting on these benches in down town Long Beach, and there was this professional camper passed out on the bench… we snapped like 20 shots and he never had a clue… I like the place ment of the cigar in this shot…
Joe Broccardo Photography, San Clemente California

Here was an awesome cake-flower job by Amanda at Fantasy Floral Designs she does some of the nicest flowers around…

Joe Broccardo Photography

I am a huge Raider fan and was concerned when i read this news article…

Oakland Raiders football practice was delayed nearly two hours today
after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the
practice field. Head coach Art Shell immediately suspended practice and
called the police and federal investigators. After a complete analysis,
FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the
Raiders players was the “GOAL LINE”. Practice resumed after special
agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show, “Look, it’s not the same hat!” or, “Look, he’s hiding the flowers under the table!” or “Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?”

The magician was furious but couldn’t do anything. It was, after all, the captain’s parrot.

Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.

The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating in the middle of the sea, as fate would have it .. with the parrot.

They stared at each other with hatred, but did not utter a word.

This went on for a day… and then 2 days … and then 3 days .
Finally on the 4th day, the parrot couldn’t hold back any longer and blurted out….

…..”OK, I give up. Where’s the fucking ship?”

Hey I thought this shot would catch your eye… This was an interesting idea that the groom had… I guess he likes guns… I did make sure they were unloaded…

Thought these were some funny shots… I found the fireguy in the driveway when i got home… I liked the shadow… So I stood him up for a shot as well…

My son Aiden had his second day of Preschool today. He goes to St. Michaels Academy in San Clemente, CA. I have shot roughly 13 weddings for members and faculty at this school/church over the years I have one more this month there. Great to get into a group that loves your work… Any ways we pulled up right at 8:00 today and I was getting him out of the car when the chapel bells starting ringing to start mass. My son looked at me and said ” daddy they have Hells Bells here just like the song.” I almost died laughing and told him he could never repeat that while at school. His favorite songs to sing are Johnny Cash, ACDC and the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song…